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Hey there, what's up? I'm Hermes, bearer of the Caduceus, Winged sandals, winged helmet--Messenger of the gods, God of thieves, medicine, roads and paths. I like pranks and tricks. I've probably been to your house.

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xxkerykeion asked
Q: ...You know what, never mind. I'll get Zelle to treat me instead, thanks. -facedesk-
A:

((´д`)) ” If you say so. Take care of yourself, next time, dear!


xxkerykeion asked
Q: Father, I'm just letting you know, because I'm a responsible daughter. My body is very much bruised, so there.
A:

☆⌒(>。≪)

Come, daughter, I’ll bring you to Apollo myself to get you treated. You train too much, you know, it’s bad for your body.

Moonwinds

lunarmonsoon:

Artemis changed into more casual looking clothes. Those that wouldn’t seem suspicious to the modern-mortal eye. She was dressed in jeans, chuck taylors and a hoodie. These are good enough, I believe. She thought, heading off to the camp’s entrance, where she found the god waiting for her. 

“…Wesley, yes?” 

As soon as the god heard the sound of a higher-pitched voice call to him, he immediately turned around and gave the girl a huge grin. “Why, yes, it’s nice to see you, Artemis!” He greeted, giving her a tight hug. “It’s been a while, has it not?”

(Source: awhiskofwind)

alex-de-mar asked
Q: Not gonna comment on that. But here we go again, child, young lady. Oh well. Just not used to having... older people here aside from Chiron and Mr.D.
A:

Katie Gardner is older than you, yes. To me, everyone in your camp is a child, young lad, or lady. I’m over thousands of years old, so we can’t really do anything about that.

Anonymous asked
Q: No, she had sex. Like, she was fucked by a dude. Hard. Too bad no one caught it on tape.
A:

(((( ;°Д°))))

What. Are-are-you—NOOOO! My precious daughter (whoever it was) tainted! Who is this? Why don’t you come out?!

alex-de-mar asked
Q: Whoa. I'm not picking up a fight, Lord, merely stating the fact that your children raiding my cabin equals retaliation. Also, my mother won't care. Not really.
A:

Yes, yes, I know. I wasn’t picking a fight either.

Ah, don’t think like that, child. Your mother loves you, the same way I love my children.

alex-de-mar asked
Q: Hmm, I suppose you're right. But you're not to meddle in my revenge-plotting business, even if you are a god. Also, am I aggravating you yet?
A:

No, not really. It takes a lot to aggravate someone like me.

Besides, I can turn you into ashes any moment I want to, really. But Nemesis is a good pal of mine, so no. Not yet, at least.

kite-fioretti-deactivated201205 asked
Q: ...Okay, but I'll have to check later. I'm going for a walk now.
A:

Alright. Think about it. Rewards from gods are great things.

Anonymous asked
Q: Your daughter had sex in your kitchen. There's a lot of left-over mayonnaise.
A:

Oh. She was having so much fun making a sandwich that she forgot to clean up? Then I guess it’s pretty acceptable. 

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